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i know a handful of guys who say they don’t like when girls cake makeup on their face, yet i never see them go for a girl who wears little to none.
seriously though…
there is a demon alien fetus growing inside me. this happens every month. unsuccessfully trying to claw its way out of my uterus, but successfully ruining my sleep and social plans.
thanks a lot, jerk.
I shaved my legs today, theyre so soft…. I CANT STOP TOUCHING THEM!
I kinda miss you alot… We weren’t right for eachother bit damn do I miss you right now :(…
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That awkward moment when you have to make up an excuse to not hang out with someone because you’d rather chill at home.
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mynameisntjessica said:
<3 I'm glad you're enjoying my ridiculous online encounters!
<3 I'm glad you're enjoying my ridiculous online encounters!
oh my, yes I am!! :) ive been on pof before so i can totally relate haha. I was having a boring friday night so it gave me so many laughs. you should keep doing them! p.s youre sooo beautiful and I love your blog! :)<3
